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Were Human-Enslaving Aliens Behind Plame Leak?
Federal prosecutors dropped a disturbing revelation in the Scooter Libby trial yesterday: the vice president's former chief of staff has a thing for Scientologists.
According to government lawyers, Libby took time out of a his busy Saturday on June 14, 2003, to meet with Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz, who were concerned that Scientologists in Germany were being persecuted. He mentioned the meeting to a CIA official, who made a note of it. You can see here:
(The religion may or may not believe in human-enslaving aliens, but it nonetheless puts them in its movies.)
Skeptics of human-enslaving aliens' role in the outing of Plame may note that anyone -- man, woman, gay, straight -- would probably clear a space on their calendar to meet with Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz. Indeed, former Deputy Secretary of State "Dick" Armitage met with Cruise and two other Scientologists the day before. But consider this: Almost exactly one month after those meetings, Joe Wilson published his infamous op-ed, leading the White House to launch a smear campaign against him and his wife that has since led to the trial. Not enough? Try this: Scooter Libby was Cheney's chief of staff, frequently abbreviated as "CoS" -- an acronym that's also used for the Church of Scientology.
Also, we hear Tom Cruise owns a scooter. And Libby had a secretary named Dianetics. Or something like that.
Comments (11)
scarshapedstar wrote on January 25, 2007 1:05 PM:Dude. They're not human-enslaving aliens. They're human-enslaving alien ghosts. Get it right or get locked in a closet 'till you starve to death or are Clear, whichever comes first.
XL wrote on January 25, 2007 2:40 PM:It is the Chewbacka Defense. As chief of staff, of course he had lots on his plate - duh! This is simply a distraction "Look here! A monkey!"
Johnny wrote on January 25, 2007 4:14 PM:It DOES NOT make SENSE!
Greg wrote on January 25, 2007 4:36 PM:It does not make sense because it is a stupid lie.
Mr. Hubbard was a writer, on one side, and a philosopher on the other.
The movie Battlefield Earth (a seriously BAD movie based on a decent book) is FICTION. It has NOTHING to do with Scientology. It was not produced by a Church, it was produced by a Hollywood actor.
If you want to learn what Scientology is really about, read a book at your local library.
Sincerely,
Anonymous wrote on January 25, 2007 5:05 PM:Greg
Scientologist and proud of it
http://www.liveandgrow.org
...and a quack on the other.
jp! wrote on January 25, 2007 5:21 PM:actually, all you need to know about Scientology is here: www.xenu.net
That's right Greg, the Church still hasn't shut them down!
melior wrote on January 25, 2007 6:24 PM:Attribution: I believe this story was first broken by Dennis Hans in 2005.
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0507/S00317.htm
Freedom wrote on January 25, 2007 9:30 PM:I'm seconding JP's urging for Greg to visit www.xenu.net
It's a scam and a cult, and needs to be nipped in the bud.
hauksdottir wrote on January 26, 2007 3:39 AM:You are missing one part of the solution.
Rove's engagement calendar.
If The Scientologists met with all three spigots (they more than leaked!!!), the evidence that their Church was masterminding and micromanaging the Unholy War would be much stronger. Uncovering a motive, such as rebuilding the Tower of Babel, would be helpful, but the real proofs will be in meeting notes and phone logs. Finding a map showing Jerusalem at the center of their new world would also provide excellent documentation.
Currently you have but coincidence. With 3 legs to the table, you'll have an argument than can stand up to examination.
So, who else did they buttonhole during this important period?
And, given the various sects of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam competing for a few acres of desert, is there room for an alien heliport?
Anonymous wrote on January 26, 2007 10:04 AM:Maybe it was the human-animal hybrids.
epenisa wrote on January 11, 2008 3:43 AM:Hello
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